As The World Turns
I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right
now
Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in
life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test
us
When someone tries our
patience
I hang with a bunch of
hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like
jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the
courts
Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the
source
They never should've booted me out of reform
school
Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm
pool
They threw me out the Ramada
Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not
again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike
away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the
microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40
ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my
counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les
Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test
guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a
dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys
ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym
class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who
Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on
Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny
twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea
pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin
(RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans
swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her
hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her
down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me
stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly
flop
Chorus
As the World Turns
These are the days of our
lives
These are the things that we must go
through
Day by day
We drive around in million dollar sports
cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad
report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the
courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The
Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the
laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be
at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of
garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park
bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet
ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of
pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next
month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next
blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no
papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison
escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun
me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on
me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of
laundry
I fell through the glass
doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin
machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all
day
And doped up off coke and
smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her
purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her
first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a
shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced
slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door
shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun
cocked!
You might as well come out
now
She said "Come in, its
unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz
Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay
porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get
acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained
it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop
her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off
her
I started to beg "No, please let
go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg
roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around
crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right
nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic
trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget
dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about
it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power
outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the
best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death
(Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!
Chorus to fade
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our
lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges
everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our
atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps
turning